An Introduction to Blockchain Mechanism Math, Terminology, and Hieroglyphics for Deeply Casual People who want to Sound Smart when Discussing White Papers with their Peers

Fastlane Research (Alex Watts et al.)

Jan 3rd, 2025

Abstract

Mechanism Designers working in DeFi really like writing white papers. They like it a lot. Perhaps too much. They also like writing these papers in an ancient, hieroglyphics-based language that is difficult for a normal, socially-adjusted person to decipher. This is unfortunate because most of the math and game theory is actually quite simple once you understand their alien terminology. In this paper, I'll give you the tools you'll need to sound smart when discussing these white papers with your peers, which is a very important skill set because in all likelihood your peers are also trying really hard to sound smart.
Let's start with this section - the "abstract."  This section is really just a summary of the white paper. In this section, the Mechanism Designers will summarize a problem, then they'll summarize their solution, and then - if they're good - they'll also summarize the shortcomings of the paper. We may never know why the Mechanism Designers like to call this section an "abstract" rather than a "summary" - in fact, we'll probably never know why they do most of the things that they do. But by reading this paper, hopefully you'll be better able to understand what they're doing - and, if you're into this kinda thing, who they're doing it to.
Intuitively, this paper doesn't have any shortcomings. But if I had to pick only one, it'd be that a lot of the information in this paper is deliberately wrong. Very wrong. I'm way off on a lot of these explanations. But I'm not being byzantine - which means "dishonest" or "adversarial", by the way, and two thousand years ago it probably would've been flagged by HR departments as racially offensive against the citizens of the Byzantine empire. So yeah, I'm not being byzantine - I'm just oversimplifying things to make the concepts easier to understand in expectation.